This is the only way I can talk to you. If you see L , please give him the manuscript that I hid behind the hedges, buried 8 feet deep, inside the rusty chest and in the secret compartment in the rusty chest. Please give it. You are my only hope.

With all due respect,

D

P.S. Can you please tell L to meet me at the Anxious Clown? I really love the Cheer-Up Cheeseburgers!